A Work In Progress -- Originally to be a Male-Female duet, I have recorded both parts and will do a final when I find a compatible female vocalist.
(c)Wade B Ward 2019
INTRO: 8 bars
1.) 00:15 BOY:
I took a little spin down to the Catalina inn
Cuz I heard that she was shaking 'em up
This Earthquake Girl had the crowd in a whirl
Like a tempest in a measuring cup.
Earthquake Girl really rocked my world
I think I need my smelling salts
Cuz feel I'm just like Charles Richter
On a geological fault
Floods and landslides rushing worldwide
I'm waiting for the aftershocks
My body craves your seismic waves
So knock me right out of my socks
I'm gonna rock your world, I'm the Earthquake Girl
I gotta Whole lotta shakin goin' on
If you feel a temblor in your epicenter
It's just a physical phenomenon.
I can fracture the ground for miles around
When I jiggle those tectonic plates
Its nobody's fault but San Andreas
If you end up at the Pearly Gates.
I'm the Earthquake Girl and you better not quarrel
Or use emergency preparedness tricks
Cuz you know the way I leveled San Francisco
Back in Nineteen Hundred and Six
You better drop to the ground whenever I'm around
And take cover any place you can
Then hold on tight, I'll be shaking all night
And I really need a stable man.
I'm gonna tell y'mommy, that you're causing a tsunami
Then I'll take you out to San Jose
Where the team that's playin soccer hasn't ever seen a rocker
That can move the way I've seen you sway
I warn you that I'm deadly -- so you better get ready
Cuz I'm heading on a path of destruction
If you think that you can handle, or can even hold a candle
Get ready for some major suction.